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[heroforhobby]

username: SAITAMA

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[heroforhobby]

[A long pause, and a sound of fingers rubbing a chin thoughtfully, if such a sound can be audible that is.

Then:]

...you think she'd pay me?

[He asks that carefully, knowing Zenyatta would probably judge this question.]

[iomnic]

Absolutely not.

[ Considering how hard it was to convince her to even talk to Saitama... payment is definitely out of the question. ]

[heroforhobby]

Pfft. People are so cheap nowadays.

[Please, don't point out the hypocrisy.]

I guess if you really think she needs help I can give a pointer or two.

Though, I got no clue what those pointers would even be.

[But he'll trust Zenyatta not to send a weirdo his way that will be a Genos 2.0 and who actually needed help and just wasn't looking to get stronger.]

[iomnic]

I believe if you gave her a demonstration of what you can do, she would be able to ask specific questions as to what she would require help with. "How do I hold back," and "how do I know what amount of force to use?"

...

Do you require money, Saitama?

[heroforhobby]

Okay, sure. I can do what I can, I guess.

[Pause at his question, then he realizes:]

I guess I don't. Not like we really buy stuff around here, do we?

[iomnic]

Alright. But if you are ever in need of money, I will try to assist you.

[ He's taking this as a genuine need for money, so yeah, feel guilty bro. ]

[heroforhobby]

[Now you got him feeling anxious.]

Wait, do I actually need money? Am missing something that you need to pay for??

[iomnic]

I meant when we leave Oska.

[heroforhobby]

Oh. Phew. You freaked me out for a second. Thought I might've been skipping out on rent or something.

[iomnic]

Ah, yes. Rent.

I forgot about that.

[heroforhobby]

So there IS rent here??

[iomnic]

[ Cue: warm laughter. The sound of an angel giggling, while also being a FUCKING TROLL. ]

[heroforhobby]

Wh--hey, that's not a funny joke! Rent is very serious business!

[iomnic]

I apologize! I have not paid rent anywhere in years.

[heroforhobby]

[Annoyed huffing.]

I guess that's a good enough excuse. I forget about how important rent is every few months or so back home, too.

[iomnic]

Perhaps you should have your student remind you.

[heroforhobby]

No! He's a busy body enough!

[iomnic]

Then I believe this is what many might call a "personal problem."

[heroforhobby]

Yeah, you're telling me. I guess I just have to deal on my own whenever I get home.