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Huh what's up?
Well, one, and against my will, really. Why...?
[Zenyatta doesn't want to be his student, does he? Is this going to be a curse of his for the rest of his life??]
[Zenyatta doesn't want to be his student, does he? Is this going to be a curse of his for the rest of his life??]
I would not ask you to do this if you do not want to.
But I know of someone who is very strong, much like yourself, but does not know how to control herself. She came to me, hoping I could teach her how to use a weapon that did not require strength- of which I still will do, should she still need it. But I think it is essential that she also learns how to master herself, before mastering a true weapon.
Would you be amendable to the task?
But I know of someone who is very strong, much like yourself, but does not know how to control herself. She came to me, hoping I could teach her how to use a weapon that did not require strength- of which I still will do, should she still need it. But I think it is essential that she also learns how to master herself, before mastering a true weapon.
Would you be amendable to the task?
[You talk too much, man. It takes him a moment to even parse the phrase "amendable to the task".]
Ah, I see. She's punching people too hard?
Ah, I see. She's punching people too hard?
[Thoughtful pause, then a very important question:]
Is she annoying?
Is she annoying?
[Saitama will trust him on that because he has no clue what sort of company Zenyatta keeps aside from himself, and he doesn't think himself is annoying.]
Is she gonna expect to live with me?
Is she gonna expect to live with me?
[A long pause, and a sound of fingers rubbing a chin thoughtfully, if such a sound can be audible that is.
Then:]
...you think she'd pay me?
[He asks that carefully, knowing Zenyatta would probably judge this question.]
Then:]
...you think she'd pay me?
[He asks that carefully, knowing Zenyatta would probably judge this question.]
Pfft. People are so cheap nowadays.
[Please, don't point out the hypocrisy.]
I guess if you really think she needs help I can give a pointer or two.
Though, I got no clue what those pointers would even be.
[But he'll trust Zenyatta not to send a weirdo his way that will be a Genos 2.0 and who actually needed help and just wasn't looking to get stronger.]
[Please, don't point out the hypocrisy.]
I guess if you really think she needs help I can give a pointer or two.
Though, I got no clue what those pointers would even be.
[But he'll trust Zenyatta not to send a weirdo his way that will be a Genos 2.0 and who actually needed help and just wasn't looking to get stronger.]
I believe if you gave her a demonstration of what you can do, she would be able to ask specific questions as to what she would require help with. "How do I hold back," and "how do I know what amount of force to use?"
...
Do you require money, Saitama?
...
Do you require money, Saitama?
Okay, sure. I can do what I can, I guess.
[Pause at his question, then he realizes:]
I guess I don't. Not like we really buy stuff around here, do we?
[Pause at his question, then he realizes:]
I guess I don't. Not like we really buy stuff around here, do we?
[Now you got him feeling anxious.]
Wait, do I actually need money? Am missing something that you need to pay for??
Wait, do I actually need money? Am missing something that you need to pay for??
Oh. Phew. You freaked me out for a second. Thought I might've been skipping out on rent or something.
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