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[heroforhobby]

username: SAITAMA

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Text; un: zenyatta

[iomnic]

Saitama, I would like to speak with you, if you are available.

Text; pretend i'm not too lazy to change the font

[heroforhobby]

Huh what's up?

nah fuck it when saitama answers he goes FULL AUDIO

[iomnic]

You have taken in students before, yes?

Fiiine he'll switch too

[heroforhobby]

Well, one, and against my will, really. Why...?

[Zenyatta doesn't want to be his student, does he? Is this going to be a curse of his for the rest of his life??]

[iomnic]

I would not ask you to do this if you do not want to.

But I know of someone who is very strong, much like yourself, but does not know how to control herself. She came to me, hoping I could teach her how to use a weapon that did not require strength- of which I still will do, should she still need it. But I think it is essential that she also learns how to master herself, before mastering a true weapon.

Would you be amendable to the task?

[heroforhobby]

[You talk too much, man. It takes him a moment to even parse the phrase "amendable to the task".]

Ah, I see. She's punching people too hard?

[iomnic]

[Yeah, you're not even the fifth person to think that about him.]

Essentially, yes.

[heroforhobby]

[Thoughtful pause, then a very important question:]

Is she annoying?

[iomnic]

I do not find her so.

[Real question is "does Zenyatta find anyone annoying?"]

text; un: demon cyborg

[scrap_metal]

Sensei, please contact me at your earliest convenience.

I have acquired a cat that wants to be petted by you.

[ warning: actual product may vary, due to product enhanced description by Genos ]

[heroforhobby]

What, really? Are you sure?

[scrap_metal]

That's what he says, and he knows who you are.

Though I would recommend caution. I believe he might have ulterior motives.

[ because cats are sneaky, and not to be trusted. even though they are so soft, so cute, and so fluffy, ]

[heroforhobby]

...is there another catch? Does he want money...?

[scrap_metal]

There doesn't seem to be. And no, no money required.

[ Which is why it is suspicious, given cats' attitude towards Saitama. Not that Genos will say that part aloud ]

[heroforhobby]

Well...ok then...
Where?

[scrap_metal]

We're currently near the aquarium but we can go to any spot chosen by you.

[heroforhobby]

Nah I'll be there soon.

[He let his excitement get the best of him and rushed there so fast it took about, oh, a minute, to get there. He stands at the entrance, craning his neck for Genos.]

immediately after imprisonment

[scrap_metal]

Group C failed, we've been captured and we're in a prison of sorts. Are you and your group alright?

[ He's confused, and not yet adjusted to the new situation. Not even sure if it's just his group that got caught, or if someone else suffered the same fate. So obviously he's going to both report his own status and check Saitama's ]

Text as well but too hard to format th UvU

[heroforhobby]

Yeah. Same. Too bad, huh?

formatting is annoying, I'm so lazy i use magic buttons for that

[scrap_metal]

You've been captured as well? [ silence for a moment and he follows with another text ] By the looks of it I have to assume the whole team is incarcerated. I will relay more information as I learn them. Unfortunately, I'm useless for anything else, as they have confiscated my arms. [ and by anything else he of course means blowing up the prison and escaping ]

I'm too lazy to even set that up.

[heroforhobby]

Wa-wait, you're walking around armless right now??

Re: I'm too lazy to even set that up.

[scrap_metal]

No,i imagine an armless prisoner would be too much of a annoyance.

They gave me a pair of cheap prosthetics.
Miraculously they're compatible albeit badly calibrated

[heroforhobby]

[He didn't mean to text what comes next, but his imagination got the best of him and tech that responds to thoughts makes it hard to take things back sometimes.]

Like accidentally punching yourself in the face?

[scrap_metal]

[ if sensei can joke even in this situation it can't be as grim as it seems ]

You will be the first person to know if that happens, I promise.

[heroforhobby]

[Yeah, he's not bothered yet. Maybe later. He figures things will be taken care of, or, if not, he'll figure out a way to strong arm his way out.]

Haha, why? Not like I could fix it!