[ Genos stands near the entrance, with a cat sitting on his forearm. "Just a chin scratch?" He asks. Genos declines and a moment later notices Saitama. ]
Sensei, you're already here!
[ The cat notices him too, and grimaces. For a second it looks like it's ready to run away somewhere far away, but he stops himself. And with a very resigned sigh, he asks
"Chin scratch?"
You know what's the whole joke going to be... the cat is a hairless sphinx ]
[ "Do I look like I'm joking, pal? You know it, you want to pet me" the cat chimes in, and even manages to partially hide the disgust on his face and turn it into smugness ]
He seems desperate. I recommend caution.
[ Genos says flatly to which cat gets offended a little bit but not enough to go away ]
[ "N-not cute?? Look into my adorable blue eyes! And- and my big ears are my charming points, hmpf, preposterous for you to not notice" The cat fidgety and reacts immediately. He took offense in the comment, yes, but above all seems like deeply hurt. Or you know, is just acting, it's a cat ]
There is more to cuteness then just that.
[ Genos comments to which the cat jumps off from his hands. "Like what? Like rolling over? I can do that! You will die of cuteness overload" ]
As I said, desperate. [ he turns to Saitama, mildly embarrassed by the display. He tried, but... ]
I didn't promise him anything, he simply approached me asking if I knew the man who wants to pet a cat... i had my suspicion and now I'm sure of it: he's just frustrated for not getting any attention from guests-- arg stop it!!
[ The cat starts clawing at Genos calf, whining "NO, shut up! I'm not such a loser!!" ]
[ "I am not desperate!" the cat protests on a verge of panic but calms down enough to give a more classically snotty cat reaction "Look baldy, do you want to pet a cat or not?" ]
How do you dare! You should address Saitama-sensei properly!
[ Genos shakes the cat for using the forbidden word ]
The sphynx shrieks in anger, before trying to bite Genos finger to be let go. That doesn't work, but he manages to wiggle his way out and fall on the ground.
He's so hurt, he's so deeply hurt. He got issues, how dare you two--
"And my skin have chamois-like texture, there are fine hairs there, they are!!" ]
Apologize to Saitama-sensei right now! [ okay, Genos might feel a little bad for the cat now, but he feels bad for Saitama too and everyone knows which side he is always going to pick ]
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"Just a chin scratch?" He asks. Genos declines and a moment later notices Saitama. ]
Sensei, you're already here!
[ The cat notices him too, and grimaces. For a second it looks like it's ready to run away somewhere far away, but he stops himself. And with a very resigned sigh, he asks
"Chin scratch?"
You know what's the whole joke going to be... the cat is a hairless sphinx ]
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Until he sees the cat. He stops dead, staring at it, then looks at Genos, the cat, then Genos again.]
Is this a joke?
[Genos doesn't joke but maybe he's trying to expand his horizons of humanity right now...poorly...]
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He seems desperate. I recommend caution.
[ Genos says flatly to which cat gets offended a little bit but not enough to go away ]
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[He muses, more about the obvious attitude than anything else.]
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There is more to cuteness then just that.
[ Genos comments to which the cat jumps off from his hands. "Like what? Like rolling over? I can do that! You will die of cuteness overload" ]
As I said, desperate. [ he turns to Saitama, mildly embarrassed by the display. He tried, but... ]
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...What's he desperate for...? What'd you promise him, Genos?
[He looks at him.]
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[ The cat starts clawing at Genos calf, whining "NO, shut up! I'm not such a loser!!" ]
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Genos...
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[Not very heroic to lie, now is it, Genos!]
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....I did attempt to use that desperation, so I could provide you with a cat to pet.
[ "I thought he will pet me but noossjs--" the cat starts to speak but Genos shuts it's mouth ]
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[He remarks, turning his nose up at the poor bald cat. Saitama is such a hypocrit.]
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How do you dare! You should address Saitama-sensei properly!
[ Genos shakes the cat for using the forbidden word ]
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[He shouts back, taking a stance and shaking a fist at the cat now being shaken itself. The poor thing.]
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The sphynx shrieks in anger, before trying to bite Genos finger to be let go. That doesn't work, but he manages to wiggle his way out and fall on the ground.
He's so hurt, he's so deeply hurt. He got issues, how dare you two--
"And my skin have chamois-like texture, there are fine hairs there, they are!!" ]
Apologize to Saitama-sensei right now! [ okay, Genos might feel a little bad for the cat now, but he feels bad for Saitama too and everyone knows which side he is always going to pick ]