I would not ask you to do this if you do not want to.
But I know of someone who is very strong, much like yourself, but does not know how to control herself. She came to me, hoping I could teach her how to use a weapon that did not require strength- of which I still will do, should she still need it. But I think it is essential that she also learns how to master herself, before mastering a true weapon.
[Saitama will trust him on that because he has no clue what sort of company Zenyatta keeps aside from himself, and he doesn't think himself is annoying.]
I believe if you gave her a demonstration of what you can do, she would be able to ask specific questions as to what she would require help with. "How do I hold back," and "how do I know what amount of force to use?"
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nah fuck it when saitama answers he goes FULL AUDIO
Fiiine he'll switch too
[Zenyatta doesn't want to be his student, does he? Is this going to be a curse of his for the rest of his life??]
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But I know of someone who is very strong, much like yourself, but does not know how to control herself. She came to me, hoping I could teach her how to use a weapon that did not require strength- of which I still will do, should she still need it. But I think it is essential that she also learns how to master herself, before mastering a true weapon.
Would you be amendable to the task?
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Ah, I see. She's punching people too hard?
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Essentially, yes.
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Is she annoying?
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[Real question is "does Zenyatta find anyone annoying?"]
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Is she gonna expect to live with me?
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[He will hold you to this, bro.]
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Then:]
...you think she'd pay me?
[He asks that carefully, knowing Zenyatta would probably judge this question.]
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[ Considering how hard it was to convince her to even talk to Saitama... payment is definitely out of the question. ]
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[Please, don't point out the hypocrisy.]
I guess if you really think she needs help I can give a pointer or two.
Though, I got no clue what those pointers would even be.
[But he'll trust Zenyatta not to send a weirdo his way that will be a Genos 2.0 and who actually needed help and just wasn't looking to get stronger.]
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...
Do you require money, Saitama?
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[Pause at his question, then he realizes:]
I guess I don't. Not like we really buy stuff around here, do we?
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[ He's taking this as a genuine need for money, so yeah, feel guilty bro. ]
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Wait, do I actually need money? Am missing something that you need to pay for??
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I forgot about that.
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